It’s Almost Sad Joe

CBS correspondent Errol Barnett interviewed former Vice President and presumptive Democrat presidential nominee Joe Biden on Tuesday, August 4th 2020.

Things did not go well for Barnett, Biden and the entire jackass party of fascist Marxists.

Grampa Sticky Digits left the building long ago and yet his wife Jill is allowing the rest of the crazed, tyrannical left to sit atop his corrupt, bloated corpse and paddle it furiously against the current, hoping to ride it all the way to the oval office and the power they so desperately crave so they can complete Obama’s raison d’être; the destruction of the America they hate. If they should succeed they will install the socialist, totalitarian utopia of their dreams. But despite every other socialist power grab in history failing in breathtaking, bloodstained brutality, they think that they will finally be the ones to do it right and to show the world that socialism is the one true way to enlightenment and peace.

History and human nature however, strongly argue in the opposite as I wrote here.

The minute-and-a-half segment of the Biden interview that everyone is speaking about can be found here and is shown below.

It’s almost sad Joe.

But not quite.

The jumbled sentences, the maniacal laughter, the blank internal screen of dissipated thoughts that Joe tries to cover up for with “I’m gonna stop now cuz I might say something I’ll regret” or his other favorite deflection when his mind blue-screens, “I’m taking too long” which is a construct to make us think his mind is so robust and full of ideas that he’s being kind not to inundate us with his brilliance, are all symptoms of cognitive decline.

The flashes of anger and hostility which are becoming commonplace for Joe now are another well-known symptom of dementia.

Watch closely and you’ll note that even in the sentences where one can glean Grampa Sniffy’s meaning, it still isn’t a coherent, grammatically correct English sentence.

We all mutilate the Queen’s English from time to time and occasionally botch sentence structure as well but almost none of Joe’s sentences are grammatically correct these days; they all feature missing nouns, incorrectly conjugated verbs, improper tenses, phrases out of order, etc.

If you submitted a verbatim transcript of Joe’s mumblings to any of my old English teachers they would have run out of red pens from circling all of the errors on the page and you would have spent all of your summers in school, writing essays.

And now, on to the interview where Errol Barnett asks Biden, “But please clarify, specifically, have you taken a cognitive test?”

Biden responds, stringing a number of random English words together in a Hail Mary attempt to make a sentence that will stave off his tormentor.

I should point out here that I was going to use the abbreviation [sic] – which is Latin for “thus” and in writing denotes “sic erat scriptum” or “thus was it written” showing that the error was in the original text. Instead I have copied Biden’s words verbatim, in red font, preserving them in all of their garbled Biden-esque magnificence.

“No, I haven’t taken the test. Why the hell would I take a test? C’mon man!” <flash of anger here> “That’s like saying you, before you got in this program, if you take a test where you’re taking cocaine or not? What-a-you think, huh? Are you a junkie?” <the anger is now spent, replaced by a bout of maniacal, insane, wheezing laughter>

Barnett presses on:

“What do you say to President Trump, who brags about his test and makes your mental state an issue for voters?” <another, more disturbing bout of maniacal, insane, wheezing laughter>

Biden’s response demonstrates that he has clearly confused the CNN clip where one of their many resident Trump Derangement Syndrome anchors, Don “Sniff-My-Fingers” Lemon, tried to demonstrate that the cognitive test Trump took was too easy and in so doing mistook a rhinoceros for a hippopotamus. Chris “Don’t-Call-Me-Fredo” Cuomo had to correct Lemon live on the air and hilarity ensued.

However, in Biden’s battle-damaged brain the wires from the brain cells struggling to contain that most recent comedy gold memory from CNN touched the wires from the “ARRGH, I HATE TRUMP!!!” brain cells and <Poof!> a new memory was born from broken synapses and leaking spinal fluid. It sounded good to Joe so he queued it up and let it mumble forth.

“Well, if he can’t figure out the different between an elephant and a lion, I don’t know what the hell he’s talking about. Did you watch that — look, c’mon man.”

And although Trump hadn’t confused any species of animals, that was the brilliant CNN anchor Don Lemon, nevertheless, Biden’s brain rattled on…..

“I, I, I, I know you’re trying to goad me, but, I mean, I’m so forward to looking to have an opportunity to sit with the president or stand with the president in debates. There gonna be plenty of time. And by the way, as I joke with him, you know — I, I shouldn’t say it. I’m gonna say something I don’t — I, I probably shouldn’t say. Anyway, I am, uh, I am very willing to let the American public judge my physical and mental fil — my physical as well as my mental fil — fitness and uh, to uh, ya know to make a judgement about, who I am.”

Does anyone really think that Biden is joking with Trump about debates with any regularity or even speaking with Trump at all?

Does anyone really think that Biden is speaking about anything with anybody outside of his basement bunker, other than that vexing squirrel Chet who laughs at Joe while hiding his nuts in the safety of the basement window well? More than likely, this “I shouldn’t say it; I’m gonna say something I probably shouldn’t say” malarkey is just a product of his internal dribble of consciousness in which tough guy Joe is not afraid of debating Trump at all and is struggling to hold his very masculine anti-Trump wrath in abeyance lest he be tempted to take Trump out behind the gymnasium again and beat the hell out of him; a threat he has made in the past.

Joe has always had a strong need to put forth the tough guy persona, from facing down rogue police in foreign lands, to beating up Trump-like bullies, to heroically standing up to Ol’ Corn Pop, who carried a rusty, straight razor and who was a “bad dude who ran a bunch of bad boys” and apparently looked like Esther Williams when he was up on the diving board. Yet Biden the Conqueror, armed with just an old piece of chain, took on Ol’ Corn Pop in an epic battle they sing ballads about to this day. Biden is a legend in his own mind and his wildly exaggerated stories are yet another common symptom of the downward spiral of dementia.

And I’ve seen dementia before, up close and personal.

Lewy Body Dementia; Alzheimer’s bigger, more sadistic brother.

It’s tragic and devitalizing, horrifying and frightening. It is also something that cannot ever be allowed to have its hands on the levers of power of the world’s only hyper-power.

It must never be the Trojan horse that radical, far-left Marxists use to amass political power.

It is not hyperbole to state that the future of the world is on the ballot this coming November. Should the Marxists win the White House and Senate and retain control of the House of Representatives in November they will move quickly to take total control over your life. They plan on disarming you, criminalizing self-defense, opening the borders as well as the prison doors, defunding the police, legalizing 20 plus million illegal aliens, raising your taxes and abolishing all fossil fuels. The America you grew up in will be lost forever or a bloody civil war will need to be fought to preserve it.

<Caution: Geeky Star Trek reference follows>

It’s crystal clear to me, and I think to anyone honest enough to just look, that Lunch-Bucket, Glad-Handing, Bull-Shitter Joe’s cognitive universe is shrinking like a rapidly collapsing warp field. The question is, can his Marxist handlers get the USS Dotage across the neutral zone before a full warp core breech takes place.

So just remember this……

“A mind to lose, a terrible thing with the thing is mostly! C’mon man!”